Dumpism Do's and Dont's

Would it be ok if I slept outside your door tonight? I won't make any noise.

DON'T HUMILLIATE YOURSELF.

DO LEARN WHEN TO GIVE UP.

I thought you said you broke up with Binky.


I brake for no one!!

DON'T TAKE YOUR PAIN OUT ON THE REST OF THE WORLD.



DO STEW IN YOUR OWN JUICES.

Love. Ha. That's a laugh.

- Artwork by Matt Groening